Last Updated on September 24, 2024 by Muhammad Haroon
From Thanksgiving turkeys to the changing leaves, these 200+ month of November jokes and puns are sure to bring a smile to your face.
So, grab a warm drink, get comfortable, and let’s dive into 200+ month of November jokes and puns that will have you laughing all month long.
Turkey Talk: Gobbling Up Laughter 🦃
- Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🥁
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food! 🚀
- Why was the turkey so bad at football? It kept getting stuffed! 🏈
- What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google!” 📱
- Why don’t turkeys play poker? They’re afraid of getting gobbled up! 🎲
- How do turkeys cheer at a sports game? They give a wing flap! 🏆
- Why did the turkey bring a microphone? For its gobble concert! 🎤
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler! 🍑
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t a chicken! 🚦
- How do turkeys greet each other? They say, “Gobble, gobble, how do you do?” 🤝
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing! 📞
- Why was the turkey so popular? It had great taste! 😋
- What do turkeys do on a rainy day? They get a little foul! ☔
- How do turkeys end their jokes? With a wattle punchline! 😄
- Why was the turkey invited to the party? It was a real feather in the cap! 🎉
- What do turkeys play in the band? The drumsticks, of course! 🥁
- Why did the turkey get a ticket? It is parked in the no-parking beak zone! 🚓
- How do turkeys text? With foul language! 📱
- What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Anything but a feather storm! 🌩️
- Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed! 🍰
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice 🎃
- Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the pie side! 🥧
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash! 💥
- Why are pumpkins so bad at baseball? They always get squashed! ⚾
- How do pumpkins get into the Halloween spirit? They wear jack-o-lantern faces! 🎃
- What did the pumpkin say to the pie? You’ve got some real guts! 🍰
- Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no guts to go inside! 🏠
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! 🩹
- What kind of gourd grows on trees? None, they all come from the ground! 🌱
- What did the pumpkin say to its carver? You make me feel hollow inside! 🔪
- Why was the Pumpkin a great comedian? It had a lot of pulp! 😂
- How do pumpkins get in shape? They go to the squash gym! 🏋️♂️
- Why do pumpkins never talk back? They have no guts! 🤐
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie? Pulp Fiction! 🎬
- Why don’t pumpkins tell secrets? Because they can’t keep a lid on it! 🤫
- How do pumpkins send messages? By gourd-mail! 📧
- Why was the pumpkin late? It got stuck in the patch! 🕒
- What do you call a pumpkin that works out? A Buffkin! 💪
- How do pumpkins stay warm? They wear squash-ed sweaters! 🧶
- What do pumpkins do on their day off? They go to the squash court! 🏓
- Why was the pumpkin so confident? It was seedy but successful! 😎
Falling for Autumn Leaves 🍁
- Why do leaves turn red in the fall? Because they’re embarrassed by their falling! 🍂
- How do trees get on the internet? They log in! 💻
- What did the tree say to autumn? “Leaf me alone!” 🌳
- Why are leaves always so relaxed? Because they let things fall into place! 🧘♂️
- What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer! 🍺
- How do leaves get to school? By the leaf bus! 🚌
- Why was the tree so good at math? It knew all the roots! 📚
- What do leaves use to get in shape? A tree-mill! 🏃♂️
- Why did the leaf go to therapy? It had too many falling issues! 🛋️
- How do trees stay connected? They use their root network! 🌳
- Why was the tree a great teacher? It always had good branches of knowledge! 🍎
- What did the leaf say to the wind? “I’m blown away by you!” 🌬️
- How do trees get new leaves? They have a good fall cleaning! 🧹
- Why was the tree so kind? It had a lot of sap! 💧
- What do trees do when they’re tired? They take a leaf of absence! 😴
- How do you know it’s fall? The leaves are having a blowout sale! 💨
- What did the tree wear to the autumn party? A leafy dress! 👗
- Why was the leaf so brave? It wasn’t afraid to fall! 🦸♂️
- How do trees get their hair done? They go to the leaf stylist! 💇♀️
- What’s a leaf’s favorite game? Hide and leaf! 🕵️♂️
Thanksgiving Feast: Stuffed with Jokes 🍽️
- Why did the stuffing always win the argument? Because it had all the stuff! 🥄
- What did the cranberry say to the turkey? “Stop berrying the hatchet!” 🦃
- Why did the mashed potatoes always make friends? They were mash-ter communicators! 🥔
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin pie? With a little whipped cream! 🍰
- What’s the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth! 😄
- Why do Thanksgiving leftovers never get sad? They know they’ll be reheated! 🥡
- How do you make a turkey float? Add a scoop of ice cream! 🍦
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler! 🥧
- Why was the turkey dinner so funny? It was a real feast for the ears! 🎧
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that plucks! 🪕
- Why did the turkey go to school? To learn some foul play! 📚
- What did the stuffing say to the turkey? “I’m all packed up!” 🎒
- Why did the cranberry sauce file a police report? It got jellied! 🚔
- What’s a Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite music? Poultry in motion! 🎶
- How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving! 🕒
- Why did the turkey bring a suitcase? It was going on a trip! ✈️
- What’s a turkey’s favorite way to relax? Taking a gobble bath! 🛁
- Why was the pumpkin pie so polite? It had crust manners! 🍰
- How do you talk to a cranberry? You use your berry best voice! 🎤
- What do you call a Thanksgiving parade with no floats? A real turkey trot! 🦃
Pilgrim Puns: Settling the Fun Mayflower-Style ⛵
- Why did the Pilgrim’s pants always fall? Because they wore their buckles on their hats! 🎩
- What do you call a Pilgrim’s vocabulary? The Mayflower Dictionary! 📖
- How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America? On the Moo-flower! 🐄
- Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle? He wanted a light snack! 🕯️
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock! 🎸
- Why did the Pilgrim refuse dessert? It was too full of stuffing! 🥧
- What do you get when you cross a Pilgrim with a sailor? A Mayflower mate! ⚓
- Why did the Pilgrims sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring May…flowers! 🌧️
- How do you fix a broken Pilgrim? With a Pilgrim patch! 🛠️
- What did the Pilgrim use to cook his dinner? A Mayflower pot! 🍲
- Why did the Pilgrim bake cookies? To have a little piece of heaven! 🍪
- How do Pilgrims communicate in secret? They use the Mayflower Code! 🕵️♂️
- What did the Pilgrim say when he got lost? “I’m in a real Jamestown!” 📍
- How do Pilgrims send letters? By Mayflower mail! ✉️
- Why did the Pilgrim start a garden? To have some corny jokes! 🌽
- What did the Pilgrim say to the Indian? “Thanks for the maize advice!” 🌾
- Why were the Pilgrims such good friends? They always stuck to their pact! 🤝
- What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite kind of pie? Pecan it all fits in one slice! 🥧
- How do Pilgrims keep warm? They gather around the Plymouth Rock! 🔥
- What did the Pilgrim say when he found a treasure chest? “We’ve struck golden corn!” 💰
Sweater Weather Wits: Cozy Jokes for Chilly Days 🧥

- Why did the scarecrow wear a sweater? To be outstanding in its field! 🌾
- What do you call a cozy sweater party? A knit-wit gathering! 🎉
- Why do sweaters make great friends? They’re always ready to warm your heart! ❤️
- How do sweaters stay in touch? They use the yarn network! 📧
- What’s a sweater’s favorite game? Knit-tac-toe! 🧶
- Why don’t sweaters like telling secrets? They’re afraid of unraveling! 🤐
- How do sweaters apologize? They give me a warm hug! 🤗
- Why was the sweater so shy? It didn’t want to get pilled! 😳
- What’s a sweater’s favorite music? Soft rock! 🎶
- How do sweaters celebrate the holidays? With a knitting party! 🎄
- Why was the sweater so popular? It had a great pattern! 😎
- What do you call a rebellious sweater? A pullover! 🚀
- How do sweaters stay fit? They do yarn stretching! 🏋️♂️
- Why did the sweater break up with the scarf? It was a little too clingy! 🧣
- What’s a sweater’s favorite TV show? The Knit-flicks series! 📺
- How do sweaters relax after a long day? With a cup of cocoa and a good book! ☕📚
- Why don’t sweaters go to the gym? They’re already well-knit! 🧶
- How do sweaters play sports? They curl up in front of the TV! 🥌
- What’s a sweater’s favorite dessert? Knit-pudding! 🍮
- How do sweaters enjoy a day off? By doing nothing! 😌
Cranberry Comedy: Berry Good Laughs 🍇
- Why did the cranberry turn red? It saw the salad dressing! 🥗
- What do cranberries say when they meet? “Let’s jam together!” 🎵
- How do cranberries send emails? Through the jelly network! 📧
- Why are cranberries good detectives? They can berry well find the truth! 🕵️♂️
- What’s a cranberry’s favorite game? Hide and berry! 🎮
- Why was the cranberry so happy? It was in a really good mood! 😊
- How do cranberries keep in shape? They do the berry exercise routine! 🏋️♀️
- Why did the cranberry get promoted? It was very good at its job! 🏆
- What’s a cranberry’s favorite drink? A berry smoothie! 🍹
- How do cranberries celebrate? With a jelly good party! 🎉
- What did the cranberry say to the grape? “You’re so jam-packed with fun!” 🍇
- Why was the cranberry on the honor roll? It was berry smart! 🎓
- How do cranberries play music? They use a jam band! 🎸
- What’s a cranberry’s favorite dessert? Berry tart! 🍰
- Why did the cranberry fail math? It couldn’t count its berries! ➗
- What do cranberries do on the weekend? They have a very good time! 🎈
- How do cranberries talk to each other? In berry low voices! 🎤
- What’s a cranberry’s favorite hobby? Jelly making! 🍯
- Why don’t cranberries lie? They always tell the berry truth! 🗣️
- How do cranberries stay cool? They keep it berry chill! 😎
Corny Jokes: Stalks of Laughter 🌽
- Why was the corn stalk afraid to make jokes? It was too ear-stated! 🌾
- What do you call corn that joins the army? A kernel! 🎖️
- Why did the corn break up with the tomato? It found someone butter! 🧈
- What’s a corn’s favorite movie? Children of the Corn! 🎬
- How does corn get online? It uses a cob connection! 💻
- Why do corn stalks make great friends? They’re always ready to lend an ear! 👂
- What do you call an ear of corn that can sing? A popcorn star! 🎤
- Why don’t corn stalks ever get lost? They always stand tall! 🏞️
- How do corn stalks stay cool? They stay in the shade of the husk! 🌳
- Why was the corn so popular? It was a really popular grain! 🍿
- What did the corn say to the farmer? “You’re a-maize-ing!” 👨🌾
- Why don’t corn stalks lie? They always tell the corn truth! 🗣️
- How do you make a corn dog laugh? Tell it a corny joke! 🌭
- Why was the corn so wise? It had been around the stalk! 🔄
- What’s a corn’s favorite sport? Corn-hole! 🎯
- How do corn stalks help each other? They always have a stalk to lean on! 🤝
- Why did the corn go to the party? To be the pop of the evening! 🎉
- What’s a corn’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving! 🍽️
- Why did the corn get a promotion? It was an early riser! 🏆
- How do corn stalks dance? With a little sway! 💃
November Nights: Moonlit Giggles 🌙
- Why did the moon go broke in November? It was too busy with the fall sales! 🛍️
- What did the moon say to the stars? “I’m over the moon about November!” 🌌
- How do stars stay warm in November? They wear sun-suits! 🌞
- Why was the moon always happy in November? I loved the fall atmosphere! 🍁
- What’s a star’s favorite month? November, because of the clear skies! ✨
- How do stars take their coffee? With a little stardust! ☕
- Why did the star break up with the moon? It needed more space! 🌠
- What’s a moon’s favorite type of music? R&B (Rings and Beams)! 🎵
- Why was the moon late to the party? It got caught in the gravity of the situation! 🕒
- How do stars get famous? By shining brightly! 🌟
- What’s a moon’s favorite treat? Moon pies! 🍰
- Why do stars never get lost? They always know their way! 🧭
- How do stars throw a party? They have a supernova bash! 🎉
- Why did the moon bring a ladder? To reach the highest heights! 🚀
- What do you call a moon with no stars? A little lonely! 😔
- Why did the star visit the moon? To have a night out! 🌙
- How do moons travel? By space-ship! 🛸
- What did the moon say to the night sky? “You light up my life!” 💡
- How do stars relax? They have a chill night out! ❄️
- Why did the moon wear sunglasses? It was too bright! 😎
Harvest Ha-Ha: Farmyard Fun 🚜

- Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field! 🌾
- What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated! 🐄
- Why was the farmer so good at math? He was always counting crops! 📊
- What did the chicken say to the farmer? “You’re egg-citing!” 🐔
- Why did the tractor break down? It had a real farm function! 🛠️
- What’s a sheep’s favorite Halloween costume? A Woolf! 🐑
- How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste! 🍅
- Why was the pig so bad at basketball? It was a real ball-hog! 🏀
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! 🍖
- How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a boogie! 🕺
- Why was the farmer so cool? He had all the acres of chill! 😎
- What’s a pig’s favorite sport? Mud wrestling! 🐷
- How do you count cows? With a cow curator! 📱
- Why did the farmer bring a ladder? To get to the top of the crop! 🌱
- What’s a chicken’s favorite composer? Bach-bawk! 🎶
- How do pigs write secret messages? In invis-oink ink! 🖋️
- Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry! 💸
- What’s a cow’s favorite drink? Moo-sical soda! 🥤
- Why did the cow start a band? It had the Moosic talent! 🎤
- What’s a farmer’s favorite kind of music? Country classics! 🎸
