Last Updated on September 22, 2024 by Muhammad Haroon
We’ve gathered the best collection of 200+ Stranger Things jokes and puns that will make you laugh harder than a Demogorgon trying to blend in at a high school prom.
Welcome to the Upside Down of humor! If you’re a fan of the mysterious, nostalgic world of Stranger Things, then you’re in for a treat.
From Hawkins to the Upside Down, these 200+ Stranger Things jokes and puns will take you on a hilarious journey filled with nostalgia, and supernatural silliness.
Eleven’s Eggos and Food Fun
- Why did Eleven bring a ladder to the supermarket? 🛒 Because she heard the Eggos were on the top shelf! 🧇
- What’s Eleven’s favorite type of sandwich? 🥪 A Telepatoast!
- Why don’t Demogorgons eat breakfast? 🍳 They’re too busy chasing Eggo-nies! 😆
- How does Eleven order her waffles? 🧇 With a side of psychokinesis!
- Why don’t the Demogorgons ever go hungry? 🐾 Because they’re always snacking on humans! 😱
- What did the Eggo say to Eleven? 🧇 “Leggo my psychic powers!”
- Why do waffles make bad friends? 🤔 Because they’re too flaky! 😂
- What’s Eleven’s favorite breakfast cereal? 🥣 Demogorgon Crunch!
- Why did Eleven start a food blog? 🍔 To share her “Eggo-centric” recipes! 😋
- How does Eleven like her steak? 🥩 Medium psychic!
- What does Eleven say when she’s had enough waffles? 🧇 “I’m tele-full!”
- Why was Eleven always invited to dinner parties? 🍽 Because she could bring the house down! 🏠
- What do you call a waffle in the Upside Down? 🧇 A flip-side snack!
- Why did the Eggo break up with Eleven? 💔 Because she had too much psychic baggage!
- Why don’t Waffles ever play hide and seek with Eleven? 🙈 Because she always finds them!
- What did Eleven say when she ran out of Eggos? 🧇 “This is a waffle catastrophe!”
- Why did the Demogorgon open a bakery? 🧁 I heard there was a lot of “flesh” in baking!
- Why was Eleven so good at dodgeball? 🏐 Because she could use her mind powers to dodge!
- What’s Eleven’s favorite fruit? 🍌 Tele-bananas!
- Why did Eleven fail math class? 🧮 Because she couldn’t count past ten without getting hungry for Eggos!
Hawkins High School Hijinks
- Why did the Demogorgon drop out of Hawkins High? 🎓 It couldn’t handle the humanities! 😆
- Why was the school gym always empty in Hawkins? 🏀 Because everyone was afraid of a “pop quiz” turning into a Demogorgon attack!
- What’s the favorite subject of kids in Hawkins? 📚 “Science Friction”!
- Why don’t the Hawkins High kids use pens? 🖊 Because pencils are mightier than Demogorgons!
- What did the teacher say when a Demogorgon walked into class? 🧑🏫 “Sit down, you’re all tentacles!”
- Why did Eleven get detention? 🕑 For using her mind to cheat on the test!
- How does Mike Wheeler pass his exams? 📝 With Dustin‘s answers!
- What does Hawkins High serve for lunch? 🍕 Mystery meat from the Upside Down!
- Why did Dustin bring a sword to school? ⚔ Because the pen wasn’t strong enough against Demogorgons!
- How do you keep a Demogorgon busy during school? 🐾 Give it a “pop quiz”!
- Why did Lucas always carry a slingshot to school? 🏫 To keep the Demogorgons at bay!
- Why was there no math class at Hawkins High? 🧮 Because no one could figure out the right angles of the Upside Down!
- How does a Demogorgon ask someone to prom? 🐾 “Would you be my terror date?”
- Why did the Demogorgon become a school bully? 🏫 It had a lot of pent-up energy!
- What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite school subject? 📚 History – it loves a good hunt!
- Why did the Hawkins science teacher quit? 🧪 Too many strange things happening in the lab!
- What’s the Demogorgon’s favorite music class? 🎶 Heavy Metal!
- Why don’t Demogorgons do homework? 📓 They prefer to do “fieldwork” in the Upside Down!
- How does Eleven help her friends with their homework? 📘 She telekineses it done!
- What did Mike say when he got his report card? 📝 “At least I didn’t get an Upside Downgrade!”
Adventures in the Upside Down

- Why don’t people go camping in the Upside Down? 🏕 Because it’s a Demogorgon-infested nightmare!
- What’s the Demogorgon’s favorite game? 🎲 Hide and Shriek!
- How do you find your way in the Upside Down? 🧭 With a psychic compass!
- Why was the Upside Down so noisy? 🔊 Because of all the screams!
- How do you know if you’re in the Upside Down? 🧭 You start seeing Christmas lights blinking everywhere!
- What’s the Upside Down’s favorite dance move? 💃 The Demogorgon Shuffle!
- Why did the Demogorgon go to therapy? 🛋 Because it had anger issues!
- What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite movie? 🎥 “Jaws” – it loves a good bite!
- Why did the Mind Flayer fail its driving test? 🚗 Because it couldn’t stay in its lane!
- How does the Upside Down stay connected? 📡 Through the telepath-net!
- Why don’t people vacation in the Upside Down? 🏝 Because the accommodations are terrifying!
- What’s the Upside Down’s favorite holiday? 🎃 Halloween – it loves scaring people!
- How does the Demogorgon stay fit? 🏋 By doing lots of chasing!
- Why did the Demogorgon start a band? 🎸 Because it wanted to make noise!
- How do you calm a scared Demogorgon? 🐾 With a “telepathic” massage!
- Why did the Demogorgon go to the party? 🎉 To find some fresh meat!
- What’s the Upside Down’s favorite TV show? 📺 “Fear Factor”!
- How do Demogorgons keep in touch? 📱 Through scare-mail!
- Why don’t Demogorgons get lost in the Upside Down? 🧭 They have a sixth sense of terror!
- What did the Demogorgon say to the Mind Flayer? 🐾 “I’m not the boss, but I’m a real biter!”
Dustin’s Teeth and Smile Gags
- Why does Dustin have the best smile? 😁 Because it’s all tooth!
- What does Dustin do before every adventure? 🦷 Floss!
- How did Dustin fix his broken bike? 🚲 With some toothpaste!
- Why did Dustin join the school choir? 🎤 Because he has a “jaw-dropping” voice!
- How does Dustin brush his teeth in the Upside Down? 🪥 With a Demogorgon-sized toothbrush!
- Why did Dustin’s teeth go on vacation? 🏖 They needed a “bite” break!
- What’s Dustin’s favorite dessert? 🍨 Jawbreakers!
- Why don’t Demogorgons like Dustin? 🐾 They’re afraid of his bite!
- How does Dustin scare Demogorgons? 😁 With his toothsome smile!
- Why did Dustin become a dentist? 🦷 Because he loves a good tooth!
- How does Dustin say goodbye? 👋 “See you later, alligator!”
- What did Dustin do when he lost a tooth? 🦷 He put it under his pillow for a Demogorgon!
- Why don’t Dustin’s friends get dental advice from him? 🦷 Because he’s always chewing things over!
- What did Dustin name his pet Demodog? 🐾 Toothie!
- How does Dustin keep his teeth so white? 🦷 By avoiding the Upside Down!
- What’s Dustin’s favorite music? 🎵 “Tooth”-tapping tunes!
- Why did Dustin get braces? 😁 To straighten out his telekinetic smile!
- What’s Dustin’s superhero name? 🦸 Tooth-man!
- How does Dustin celebrate after defeating a Demogorgon? 🎉 With a smile and a high-five!
- Why does Dustin always carry toothpaste? 🪥 In case of a Demogorgon encounter – fresh breath scares them away!
Demogorgon and Demodog Delights
- Why did the Demogorgon open a gym? 🏋 To stay buff for the Upside Down!
- What’s a Demodog’s favorite snack? 🦴 A bark from the Upside Down!
- Why did the Demogorgon apply for a job? 📝 To be a scare-taker!
- How does a Demogorgon relax? 🛀 With a nice flesh bath!
- What do you call a Demodog in a tuxedo? 🐕 A formal terror!
- Why don’t Demogorgons ever get lost? 🧭 They have a killer sense of direction!
- How do you tell if a Demodog is happy? 🐾 It wags its tentacle!
- What’s the Demogorgon’s favorite workout? 🏃 Chasing teenagers!
- Why did the Demodog fail its obedience class? 🐶 It wouldn’t stop barking at humans!
- How do Demogorgons celebrate birthdays? 🎂 With a scream party!
- Why did the Demogorgon join the circus? 🎪 To become a freak-show star!
- How do you scare a Demodog? 😱 With a leash!
- What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite exercise? 🏋 Lifting limbs!
- How does the Demogorgon send letters? 📧 Through the scare-mail system!
- What do you call a Demodog that’s good at math? 🧮 A calculating terror!
- Why did the Demogorgon take up yoga? 🧘 To learn how to be more flexible!
- How do you compliment a Demogorgon? 🐾 Tell it it’s looking sharp!
- What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite type of music? 🎵 Heavy metal – it’s a real screamer!
- Why did the Demodog join a band? 🎸 It wanted to be the lead barker!
- How do you keep a Demogorgon entertained? 🧩 With a puzzle of body parts!
Friends Don’t Lie, They Joke!
- Why did Mike tell Eleven a joke? 😂 To see her nose bleed from laughter!
- What do you call a secret joke? 🤫 A “classified” giggle!
- Why don’t friends lie in Hawkins? 🏠 Because the truth is stranger than fiction!
- What’s the first rule of Hawkins Club? 🤐 Friends don’t lie!
- How does Eleven react to bad jokes? 🤔 She just noses it’s not funny!
- Why did Lucas tell a joke to Max? 😁 To break the ice in the relationship!
- What’s Mike’s favorite type of comedy? 🎤 Stand-up – he’s always on his feet!
- Why does Dustin make jokes about Demogorgons? 🐾 Because laughter is the best defense!
- How does Will escape the Upside Down? 🏃 With a good laugh!
- Why did Eleven laugh at the Demogorgon? 😆 Because it was trying too hard to be scary!
- How do you know a joke is bad in Hawkins? 🤦♂️ When everyone in the room goes quiet!
- What did Mike say when he heard a bad joke? 😒 “That’s a real tele-fail!”
- Why do friends make jokes at the arcade? 🕹 Because laughter is the ultimate high score!
- How does Eleven tell a joke? 🧇 With an Eggo punchline!
- Why do Hawkins kids love jokes? 🏫 Because they need a break from all the strange things!
- What’s the best part about being in a friend group? 👯 Sharing inside jokes!
- How do you cheer up a friend after a Demogorgon scare? 🎉 Tell them a joke!
- Why did Eleven refuse to tell jokes at the party? 🥳 Because friends don’t lie about bad jokes!
- What do you call a funny moment in Hawkins? 🏠 A “stranger laugh”!
- How does Dustin describe a funny story? 📖 As a “tele-tale”!
Steve’s Hair and Babysitting Blunders
- Why does Steve use so much hairspray? 💇♂️ To keep the Demogorgons away!
- What’s Steve’s favorite hair product? 🧴 Upside Down Gel!
- How does Steve defeat Demogorgons? 🏏 With his hair as a shield!
- Why did Steve become a babysitter? 🍼 Because he’s great with hair and kids!
- What’s Steve’s secret weapon? 🔫 His perfectly coiffed hair!
- How does Steve keep his hair in place? 💁♂️ With mind-control gel!
- Why do Demogorgons avoid Steve? 🐾 Because they can’t handle his hair power!
- What’s Steve’s favorite hobby? ✂️ Hairstyling in the Upside Down!
- How does Steve impress girls? 💁♂️ With his perfect hair flip!
- Why does Steve carry a bat? 🏏 To keep his hair safe!
- What did Steve say when asked about his hair? 💇♂️ “It’s supernatural!”
- Why did Steve become a hairstylist? ✂️ To share his hair magic with the world!
- How does Steve stay calm in a crisis? 😎 He takes a deep breath and fixes his hair!
- Why does Steve have the best hair in Hawkins? 🏠 It’s his superpower!
- How does Steve prepare for a date? 💅 By getting his hair Upside Down-ready!
- Why don’t Demogorgons attack Steve? 🐾 They’re afraid of his hair wrath!
- What’s Steve’s biggest fear? 😱 A bad hair day!
- How does Steve describe his hair routine? 🧴 As a “strange ritual”!
- Why did Steve open a hair salon? 💇♂️ To keep Hawkins stylish!
- What’s Steve’s motto? 🏠 “Good hair, good life!”
Mind Flayer Madness
- Why did the Mind Flayer go to therapy? 🛋 To talk about its control issues!
- What’s the Mind Flayer’s favorite board game? 🎲 Mind Control Monopoly!
- How does the Mind Flayer stay in shape? 🏋 By doing lots of mind-bending!
- Why was the Mindflayer a bad roommate? 🏠 It always wanted to take over the house!
- What’s the Mind Flayer’s favorite TV show? 📺 “Mind Games”!
- How do you stop the Mind Flayer? 🛑 With a “mind your own business” sign!
- Why don’t people invite the Mindflayer to parties? 🎉 Because it always tries to take over!
- How does the Mind Flayer relax? 🛋 With some mindless TV!
- Why did the Mind Flayer fail art class? 🎨 It couldn’t think outside the box!
- What’s the Mind Flayer’s favorite snack? 🍪 Brain cookies!
- How does the Mind Flayer keep track of its plans? 📝 With a mind map!
- Why did the Mind Flayer get a job? 💼 To stay out of other people’s minds!
- How does the Mind Flayer play chess? ♟ By taking over the mind of its opponent!
- Why did the Mind Flayer write a book? 📚 To share its mindful thoughts!
- What’s the Mind Flayer’s favorite vacation spot? 🌴 The Mind Islands!
- How do you confuse the Mind Flayer? 🌀 By thinking upside-down thoughts!
- Why did the Mind Flayer start a podcast? 🎙 To brainwash its listeners!
- How does the Mindflayer feel about cats? 🐱 It thinks they’re too independent!
- What’s the Mind Flayer’s least favorite activity? 🧘 Meditation – it hates quiet minds!
- How does the Mind Flayer celebrate Halloween? 🎃 By controlling everyone’s costumes!
Lights, Christmas, and Alphabet Humor
- Why do Christmas lights work in the Upside Down? 💡 They have a “psychic” connection!
- What’s Joyce’s favorite holiday? 🎄 Christmas – it’s all about the lights!
- How do you send a message to the Upside Down? ✉ With a light bulb!
- Why did Joyce buy a typewriter? 🖨 To send messages to the Upside Down!
- What’s Joyce’s favorite kind of party? 🎉 A light party!
- How do Demogorgons read? 📚 By following the Christmas lights!
- Why did Joyce get a job at a hardware store? 🏪 For easy access to light bulbs!
- What’s the best way to communicate with the Upside Down? 📞 Through Christmas lights!
- Why do Demogorgons hate Christmas? 🎅 Because of all the lights!
- How does Joyce solve puzzles? 🧩 With light and love!
- Why did Joyce join the electric company? 💡 To keep the lights on!
- How do you know if you’re in the Upside Down? 🧭 You start seeing blinking lights!
- What’s Joyce’s favorite song? 🎵 “Light My Way”!
- How does Joyce spell out words? 🅰 With Christmas lights!
- Why did Joyce decorate early for Christmas? 🎄 To keep Will safe!
- What’s the Upside Down’s least favorite decoration? 🏠 Lights – they’re too bright!
- Why did the Demogorgon avoid Joyce’s house? 🐾 Because of the blinding lights!
- How do you cheer up Joyce? 😊 With a box of Christmas lights!
- Why did Joyce start a blog? 💻 To share her light stories!
- How does the Upside Down celebrate holidays? 🎉 With lots of flickering lights!
Hopper’s Police Puns and Quips

- Why did Hopper arrest the Demogorgon? 🚔 For disturbing the peace!
- What’s Hopper’s favorite mode of transport? 🚓 The “Cop Car” – it’s always on duty!
- Why did Hopper become a detective? 🕵️♂️ To solve the strangest cases!
- How does Hopper calm down? 🚬 With a cigarette and a plan!
- Why don’t Demogorgons mess with Hopper? 🐾 Because he’s always armed and ready!
- What did Hopper say when he found a clue? 🔍 “This is strangely familiar!”
- How does Hopper celebrate after a case? 🥃 With a drink and a nap!
- Why did Hopper start a podcast? 🎙 To share his crime-solving tips!
- What’s Hopper’s favorite TV show? 📺 “Law & Order”!
- Why did Hopper get promoted? 🏆 For catching the most Demogorgons!
- What’s Hopper’s favorite snack? 🍩 Doughnuts – he’s a classic cop!
- How does Hopper handle paperwork? 📝 With a lot of patience!
- Why did Hopper take up gardening? 🌱 To have a hobby that wasn’t life-threatening!
- What’s Hopper’s secret weapon? 🧦 His lucky socks!
- How does Hopper stay in shape? 🏋 By chasing down strange creatures!
- What’s the best part of Hopper’s job? 🚓 The thrill of the chase!
- Why did Hopper buy a walkie-talkie? 📡 To keep in touch with the Upside Down!
- How does Hopper keep his cool? 😎 With a chill attitude!
- Why did Hopper start a band? 🎸 To blow off steam with some rock ‘n’ roll!
- What’s Hopper’s motto? 🏆 “Keep calm and carry a big gun!”
