300+ Hilariously Spooky Halloween Jokes & Puns!

Last Updated on September 28, 2024 by Steve Morgan

Get ready for a howling good time with our collection of 300+ Halloween jokes and puns! So grab your candy, put on your scariest costume, and let’s get spooktacular!

Whether you’re planning a spooky party, looking to entertain guests, or just want to share some hauntingly funny moments, this list has got you covered.

From ghostly giggles to pumpkin puns, we have 300+ Halloween jokes and puns for every witch and warlock out there.

Ghostly Giggles

Why did the ghost go to the party? To have a boo-last! 👻🎉
What kind of music do ghosts like? Soul music! 🎵👻
Why don’t ghosts like rainy days? It dampens their spirits! 🌧️👻
What did the ghost say to the staircase? “I’m a phantom of the opera!” 🎭👻
Why was the ghost so bad at lying? Because you could see right through it! 👻🕵️
How do ghosts keep in shape? By doing the boogie! 💃👻
What did the ghost do at the dance party? The monster mash! 💃👻
Why did the ghost go to school? To improve its booo-graphy! 🏫👻
What do you call a ghost with a broken heart? A spirit in distress! 💔👻
How do ghosts communicate? With boo-bile messages! 📜👻
Why did the ghost go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit spooky! 🩺👻
What did the ghost wear to the party? His beautiful dress! 👗👻
How do ghosts like their eggs? Fried with a side of boo-nanas! 🍳👻
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 🥧👻
Why don’t ghosts play cards? They’re afraid of the deck! 🃏👻
What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The scream machine! 🎢👻
How do ghosts keep their hair in place? With spook gel! 💇‍♂️👻
Why was the ghost such a bad comedian? He had no spirit! 😜👻
How do ghosts get around? They use a phantom cab! 🚕👻
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of car? A boo-Bugatti! 🚗👻

Pumpkin Puns

What do you call a pumpkin that can’t stop singing? A melody gourd! 🎤🎃
Why was the pumpkin so good at sports? It had a lot of guts! 🏅🎃
How do pumpkins start their day? With a spicy latte! ☕🎃
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite school subject? Gourd-matics! 📚🎃
Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road? It was scared of getting smashed! 🚧🎃
What do you call a pumpkin who’s always in trouble? A bad gourd! 😈🎃
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie? Gourd-zilla! 🎬🎃
Why don’t pumpkins ever argue? They don’t want to get squashed! 😠🎃
How do pumpkins celebrate Halloween? With a gourd-geous party! 🎉🎃
Why was the pumpkin so happy? It found its perfect pie! 🥧🎃
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Hide and gourd! 🕵️🎃
Why did the pumpkin go to therapy? It was feeling a little seedy! 🛋️🎃
What do pumpkins use to write? A gourd pen! 🖊️🎃
How do pumpkins stay cool? They use a chill gourd! 🧊🎃
Why did the pumpkin break up with the apple? It found a better gourd! 🍎🎃
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite holiday? Pumpkin-toberfest! 🍻🎃
What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes? A funny gourd! 😂🎃
Why was the pumpkin always late? It had a lot of pulp to deal with! ⏰🎃
What do pumpkins wear to work? A gourd suit! 👔🎃
How does a pumpkin get in shape? By doing squash exercises! 💪🎃

Witchy Wits

Why did the witch go to school? To improve her spelling! 🏫🧙‍♀️
What’s a witch’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop! 🎵🧙‍♀️
How does a witch stay healthy? She drinks a lot of potions! 🧪🧙‍♀️
Why did the witch become a nurse? She had magic skills! 🏥🧙‍♀️
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand witch! 🏖️🧙‍♀️
How do witches travel? By broomstick, of course! 🧹🧙‍♀️
What did the witch use to fix her broken hat? Magic tape! 🎩🧙‍♀️
Why was the witch so bad at sports? She couldn’t find her broomstick! 🧹🧙‍♀️
What’s a witch’s favorite game? Monopoly with a magic twist! 🎲🧙‍♀️
Why did the witch join a band? To play the ghoulish guitar! 🎸🧙‍♀️
How do witches keep their hair in place? With spell gel! 💇‍♀️🧙‍♀️
Why did the witch have a party? To celebrate her spell-binding success! 🎉🧙‍♀️
What’s a witch’s favorite season? Fall, for all the magic! 🍂🧙‍♀️
How does a witch make her coffee? With a magic wand! ☕🧙‍♀️
What’s a witch’s favorite drink? A spooky latte! 🥤🧙‍♀️
How do witches stay organized? They use a spell book! 📖🧙‍♀️
What do you call a witch who loves to read? A book witch! 📚🧙‍♀️
Why did the witch cross the road? To get to the other side of the spell! 🚶‍♀️🧙‍♀️
How does a witch deal with stress? She takes a spell-cleansing bath! 🛁🧙‍♀️
What’s a witch’s favorite exercise? Broomstick aerobics! 🧹🧙‍♀️

Zombie Zingers

Why did the zombie go to the party? To have a dead good time! 🎉🧟
What’s a zombie’s favorite meal? Brains on toast! 🍞🧟
How do zombies get around? By shambling!
Why don’t zombies use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🖱️🧟
What’s a zombie’s favorite game? Dead or Alive! 🎮🧟
How do zombies send messages? With a grave letter! 📜🧟
Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his dedication! 🏫🧟
What’s a zombie’s favorite book? “The Walking Dead”! 📚🧟
How do zombies like their eggs? Scrambled with a side of brains! 🍳🧟
Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She was deadweight! 💔🧟
What’s a zombie’s favorite dance move? The shamble! 💃🧟
Why did the zombie bring a ladder to the bar? To reach high spirits! 🍻🧟
What do zombies use to brush their teeth? A dead-acted toothbrush! 🪥🧟
How do zombies stay healthy? They take dead vitamins! 💊🧟
Why did the zombie join a band? To play the dead-ly drums! 🥁🧟
What’s a zombie’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of course! 🎃🧟
How do zombies enjoy vacations? They love to visit dead-ly places! 🌴🧟
What do you call a zombie who’s always late? A deadbeat! ⏰🧟
Why did the zombie go to therapy? To work on his dead-action issues! 🛋️🧟
What’s a zombie’s favorite exercise? Grave-yard yoga! 🧘‍♂️🧟

Mummy Mirth

What do you call a mummy who loves music? A wrap star! 🎤🧟
How do mummies like their coffee? With a wrap of cream! ☕🧟
What did the mummy say when he was asked for his name? “I’m wrapped up in it!” 📜🧟
Why did the mummy get a promotion? He was very wrapped up in his work! 📈🧟
What’s a mummy’s favorite game? Wrap-around! 🎲🧟
How do mummies keep their houses clean? They use a wrap-vac! 🧹🧟
Why did the mummy go to school? To become a wrap-apologist! 🏫🧟
What’s a mummy’s favorite holiday? Mummymas! 🎄🧟
How do mummies send messages? With a wrap-mail! 📧🧟
What do you call a mummy with a laptop? A wrap-top user! 💻🧟
Why did the mummy visit the doctor? For a wrap-up! 🏥🧟
How do mummies relax? They go for a wrap massage! 💆‍♂️🧟
What’s a mummy’s favorite dessert? Wrap-berry pie! 🥧🧟
Why did the mummy get in trouble? He was caught wrapped in his work! 😈🧟
How do mummies stay in shape? They do exercise! 🏋️‍♂️🧟
What’s a mummy’s favorite song? “Wrap it Up”! 🎵🧟
Why was the mummy a good cook? He had a lot of wrap-altitude! 🍲🧟
How do mummies keep their hair looking good? With wrap-tastic products! 💇‍♂️🧟
What do you call a mummy with a pet? A wrap-purr! 🐱🧟
How did the mummy solve his math problem? With a wrap-around approach! ➗🧟

Scary Skeletons

Why did the skeleton go to the party? He had nobody to go with! 🎉💀
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The rib-cage! 🎸💀
How do skeletons stay fit? They do a lot of bone-ing exercises! 🏋️‍♂️💀
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the heart for it! ❤️💀
What do you call a skeleton who is always late? A slow-bone! 🕰️💀
What did the skeleton say to the fog? “You’re giving me the creeps!” 🌫️💀
How does a skeleton call his friends? On his cell phone! 📞💀
Why did the skeleton go to the beach? To soak up some sun! 🏖️💀
What’s a skeleton’s favorite exercise? Crunches! 💪💀
Why was the skeleton so good at puzzles? He had a lot of pieces! 🧩💀
How do skeletons keep their bones from getting cold? They wear a scale coat! 🧥💀
What’s a skeleton’s favorite food? Spare ribs! 🍖💀
Why did the skeleton go to school? To improve his bone-dry skills! 🏫💀
What’s a skeleton’s favorite TV show? “Bones“! 📺💀
How do skeletons stay warm? They use bone fire! 🔥💀
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the party? He had nobody to dance with! 💃💀
What’s a skeleton’s favorite holiday? Halloween, naturally! 🎃💀
How do skeletons find their way home? They follow the bone path! 🏠💀
Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? She had a bone to pick! 💔💀
What do you call a skeleton who is always on time? A bone-fide punctual person! ⏰💀

Creepy Critters

Why did the spider go to the party? To have a web-tastic time! 🎉🕷️
What’s a spider’s favorite type of music? Web-rock! 🎸🕷️
How does a spider keep track of its schedule? With a web calendar! 📅🕷️
Why did the spider get caught in the rain? It forgot its web umbrella! ☔🕷️
What do you call a spider who is good at sports? A web-all star! 🏅🕷️
How do spiders communicate? Through web-browsing! 🌐🕷️
What’s a spider’s favorite dessert? Web-sicles! 🍦🕷️
Why did the spider go to school? To improve its web design skills! 🏫🕷️
How do spiders organize a party? With a website! 🎊🕷️
What’s a spider’s favorite holiday? Spiders’ Day! 🎃🕷️
Why did the spider get a job in computers? To be a web developer! 💻🕷️
How does a spider stay healthy? By eating lots of web-vegetables! 🥦🕷️
What’s a spider’s favorite game? Web-opoly! 🎲🕷️
Why did the spider get a new car? To drive on the web roads! 🚗🕷️
How does a spider clean its house? With a web-vacuum! 🧹🕷️
What’s a spider’s favorite exercise? Web-bing! 🏋️‍♂️🕷️
Why did the spider avoid the beach? Too many sand traps! 🏖️🕷️
How does a spider get around? On a web-cycle! 🚴🕷️
What’s a spider’s favorite animal? The web-cat! 🐱🕷️
Why did the spider start a band? To play web-rock! 🎸🕷️

Ghostly Giggles

Why did the ghost go to the party? To have a boo-last! 🎉👻
What do you call a ghost with a bad attitude? A boomer! 😠👻
How do ghosts stay in shape? They do boo-tic exercises! 🏋️‍♂️👻
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music? Spooky rock! 🎸👻
Why did the ghost get a job in the theater? To improve his boo-ing skills! 🎭👻
How does a ghost keep his house clean? With a spirit vac! 🧹👻
What’s a ghost’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of course! 🎃👻
How do ghosts like their coffee? With a little boost of cream! ☕👻
What do you call a ghost who loves computers? A boo-ser! 💻👻
Why did the ghost go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit spooky! 🩺👻
How do ghosts send letters? By boo-mail! 📧👻
What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Hide and Boo-seek! 🎲👻
Why did the ghost visit the beach? To enjoy the spooky sand! 🏖️👻
How do ghosts make their beds? With a boo-tic sheet! 🛏️👻
What’s a ghost’s favorite sport? Boo-xing! 🥊👻
Why did the ghost go to the library? To find some spooky reads! 📚👻
How does a ghost stay warm in the winter? With a spirit-coat! 🧥👻
What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries! 🍇👻
Why did the ghost start a band? To play some spooky tunes! 🎤👻
How do ghosts take their medicine? With a booze of water! 💊👻

Wacky Werewolves

What do you call a werewolf who loves baking? A howl-ing chef! 🧁🐺
How does a werewolf stay cool in the summer? With a howl-er! 🌞🐺
Why did the werewolf get a job at the gym? To work on his howl-istic exercises! 🏋️‍♂️🐺
What’s a werewolf’s favorite food? Howlin’ good burgers! 🍔🐺
How do werewolves enjoy their coffee? With a howl-ing of cream! ☕🐺
What’s a werewolf’s favorite song? “Howl-y Night”! 🎶🐺
Why did the werewolf visit the dentist? To fix his howling teeth! 🦷🐺
How does a werewolf like to travel? With a howl-mobile! 🚗🐺
What’s a werewolf’s favorite holiday? Full Moon Friday! 🌕🐺
How do werewolves take their medicine? With a howl-e of water! 💊🐺
Why did the werewolf join a band? To be the lead howl-er! 🎸🐺
What do you call a werewolf with a camera? A howl-gist! 📸🐺
How does a werewolf keep his house clean? With a howl-vacuum! 🧹🐺
What’s a werewolf’s favorite exercise? Howl-ding weights! 🏋️‍♂️🐺
Why did the werewolf go to school? To improve his howl-istic skills! 🏫🐺
How do werewolves stay warm in the winter? With a howl-ing jacket! 🧥🐺
What’s a werewolf’s favorite fruit? Howl-berries! 🍓🐺
Why did the werewolf avoid the beach? Too many howl-oweeners! 🏖️🐺
How does a werewolf keep his hair nice? With a howl-y shampoo! 💇‍♂️🐺
What’s a werewolf’s favorite sport? Howl-ing at the moon! 🌕🐺

Bewitching Banshees

Why did the banshee start a band? To play some screaming music! 🎸👻
What’s a banshee’s favorite holiday? Halloween—when they can scream! 🎃👻
How do banshees stay fit? By doing screaming exercises! 🏋️‍♂️👻
Why did the banshee go to the library? To check out some screaming reads! 📚👻
What’s a banshee’s favorite game? Scream-seek! 🎲👻
How does a banshee-like their coffee? With a scream of cream! ☕👻
What do you call a banshee with a camera? A scream-autograph! 📸👻
How do banshees make their beds? With a scream sheet! 🛏️👻
Why did the banshee get a job in theater? To work on their scream-acting skills! 🎭👻
What’s a banshee’s favorite sport? Scream-ing tennis! 🎾👻
How do banshees send letters? By scream-mail! 📧👻
Why did the banshee go to the doctor? To get a scream-check! 🩺👻
What’s a banshee’s favorite exercise? Scream-aerobics! 🏋️‍♂️👻
How does a banshee stay warm? With a scream-ing coat! 🧥👻
What’s a banshee’s favorite dessert? Scream-cake! 🍰👻
Why did the banshee go to the beach? Enjoy some creamy waves! 🏖️👻
What do you call a banshee who loves technology? A scream-nerd! 💻👻
How does a banshee keep their house clean? With a scream-vacuum! 🧹👻
What’s a banshee’s favorite fruit? Scream-berries! 🍓👻
Why did the banshee avoid the park? Too many screamers! 🌳👻

Phantom Fun

What’s a phantom’s favorite drink? A ghostly cocktail! 🍹👻
How does a phantom stay warm? With a spectral sweater! 🧥👻
Why did the phantom get a job at the movie theater? To work on his screen presence! 🎥👻
What’s a phantom’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of course! 🎃👻
How do phantoms stay fit? They do spectral exercises! 🏋️‍♂️👻
Why did the phantom go to the beach? Enjoy some ghostly waves! 🏖️👻
What do you call a phantom with a camera? A spirit-biographer! 📸👻
How does a phantom-like their coffee? With a ghostly splash of cream! ☕👻
What’s a phantom’s favorite game? Hide and ghost-seek! 🎲👻
Why did the phantom visit the dentist? To fix his spooky smile! 🦷👻
What’s a phantom’s favorite sport? Ghost-ball! 🏀👻
How do phantoms make their beds? With a spectral sheet! 🛏️👻
Why did the Phantom start a band? To play some ghostly tunes! 🎸👻
What’s a phantom’s favorite fruit? Ghost-berries! 🍓👻
How does a phantom send letters? By ghostly mail! 📧👻
Why did the phantom go to the library? To find some spectral reads! 📚👻
What’s a phantom’s favorite dessert? Ghost-cake! 🍰👻
How does a phantom keep their house clean? With a ghostly vacuum! 🧹👻
What’s a phantom’s favorite animal? The ghost-cat! 🐱👻
Why did the phantom avoid the park? Too many ghostly visitors! 🌳👻

Creepy Creatures

What’s a creepy creature’s favorite food? Spooky snacks! 🍕👻
How does a creepy creature stay healthy? With a creepy diet! 🥦👻
Why did the creepy creature go to the gym? To get creepy strong! 🏋️‍♂️👻
What’s a creepy creature’s favorite holiday? Halloween—when they can shine! 🎃👻
How do creepy creatures like their coffee? With a little creepy cream! ☕👻
What’s a creepy creature’s favorite game? Hide and creep! 🎲👻
Why did the creepy creature get a job in the theater? To work on its creepy acting skills! 🎭👻
How does a creepy creature make its bed? With a creepy sheet! 🛏️👻
What’s a creepy creature’s favorite sport? Creepy basketball! 🏀👻
How do creepy creatures send letters? By creepy mail! 📧👻
Why did the creepy creature visit the dentist? To fix its creepy smile! 🦷👻
What’s a creepy creature’s favorite fruit? Creepy-berries! 🍓👻
How does a creepy creature stay warm in the winter? With a creepy coat! 🧥👻
Why did the creepy creature go to the library? To find some creepy reads! 📚👻
What’s a creepy creature’s favorite dessert? Creepy-cake! 🍰👻
How does a creepy creature keep its house clean? With a creepy vacuum! 🧹👻
Why did the creepy creature avoid the beach? Too many creepy visitors! 🏖️👻
What do you call a creepy creature with a camera? A creepy-photographer! 📸👻
How does a creepy creature get around? On a creepy cycle! 🚴‍♂️👻
What’s a creepy creature’s favorite music? Creepy rock! 🎸👻

Horrifying Happenings

What do you call a horrifying happening at a party? A spooktacular event! 🎉👻
How does a horrifying happening stay cool? With a ghostly breeze! 🌬️👻
Why did the horrifying happening get a job in theater? To perfect its spooky performance! 🎭👻
What’s a horrifying happening’s favorite holiday? Halloween—when they can shine! 🎃👻
How does a horrifying happening to enjoy coffee? With a spooky splash of cream! ☕👻
What’s a horrifying happening’s favorite game? Hide and spook! 🎲👻
Why did the horrifying happening go to the dentist? To fix its spooky smile! 🦷👻
What’s a horrifying happening’s favorite dessert? Spooky-cake! 🍰👻
How do horrifying happenings stay fit? By doing spooky exercises! 🏋️‍♂️👻
What’s a horrifying happening’s favorite sport? Spooky soccer! ⚽👻
How does a horrifying thing take its medicine? With a ghostly dose of water! 💊👻
Why did the horrifying happening visit the library? Check out some spooky reads! 📚👻
What’s a horrifying happening’s favorite fruit? Spooky-berries! 🍓👻
How does a horrifying happening keep its house clean? With a spooky vacuum! 🧹👻
Why did the horrifying happening start a band? To play some spooky tunes! 🎸👻
How does a horrifying happening get around? In a ghostly-mobile! 🚗👻
What’s a horrifying happening’s favorite exercise? Spooky-aerobics! 🏋️‍♂️👻
Why did the horrifying happening avoid the beach? Too many spooky creatures! 🏖️👻
What do you call a horrifying happening with a camera? A spooky tographer! 📸👻
How does a horrifying happening send letters? By spooky mail! 📧👻

Eerie Encounters

What’s an eerie encounter’s favorite food? Spooky snacks! 🍕👻
How does an eerie encounter stay healthy? With a ghostly diet! 🥦👻
Why did the eerie encounter go to the gym? To get spooky strong! 🏋️‍♂️👻
What’s an eerie encounter’s favorite holiday? Halloween—when they can shine! 🎃👻
How does an eerie encounter like their coffee? With a little spooky cream! ☕👻
What’s an eerie encounter’s favorite game? Hide and spook! 🎲👻
Why did the eerie encounter get a job in the theater? To work on its ghostly acting skills! 🎭👻
How does an eerie encounter make its bed? With a spooky sheet! 🛏️👻
What’s an eerie encounter’s favorite sport? Spooky basketball! 🏀👻
How does an eerie encounter send letters? By ghostly mail! 📧👻
Why did the eerie encounter visit the dentist? To fix its spooky smile! 🦷👻
What’s an eerie encounter’s favorite fruit? Ghostly-berries! 🍓👻
How does an eerie encounter stay warm in the winter? With a spooky coat! 🧥👻
Why did the eerie encounter go to the library? To find some ghostly reads! 📚👻
What’s an eerie encounter’s favorite dessert? Ghostly-cake! 🍰👻
How does an eerie encounter keep its house clean? With a ghostly vacuum! 🧹👻
Why did the eerie encounter avoid the beach? Too many ghostly visitors! 🏖️👻
What do you call an eerie encounter with a camera? A ghostly tographer! 📸👻
How does an eerie encounter get around? On a ghostly cycle! 🚴‍♂️👻
What’s an eerie encounter’s favorite music? Ghostly rock! 🎸👻

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